[推荐]最强的中国式英语,史上最强的英语翻译！［好笑］

麦克雷

最强的中国式英语,史上最强的英语翻译！［好笑］

1. we two who and who？fficeffice" />

 

咱俩谁跟谁阿

 

2． how are you ? how old are you?

 

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3． you dont bird me,I dont bird you

 

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

 

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together

 

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

 

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have

 

nothing to say,go home!!

 

有事起奏，无事退朝

 

6． You Give Me Stop!!

 

你给我站住！

 

7． know is know noknow is noknow

 

知之为知之，不知为不知…

 

8． Watch sister

 

表妹

 

9． American Chinese not enough

 

美中不足

 

10． heart flower angry open

 

心花怒放

 

11． go past no mistake past

 

走过路过，不要错过

 

12． 小明：I am sorry!

 

老外：I am sorry too!

 

小明：I am sorry three!

 

老外：What are you sorry for?

 

小明：I am sorry five!

 

13． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

 

要钱没有，要命一条

 

14． I call Li old big. toyear 25.

 

我叫李老大，今年25。

 

15． you have two down son。

 

你有两下子。

 

16． as far as you go to die

 

有多远，死多远！！！！

 

17． I give you face you dont want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

 

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

 

晓月清风

who pa who!  he he !

大度英雄

哈哈！英语这样好，看着就眼熟、顺劲。

麦克雷

 you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you fficeffice" />

 

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

amang

open yellow gun!!!

麦克雷

 You Give Me Stop!! fficeffice" />

 

你给我站住！


 

麦克雷

[quote]原文由 [B]amang[/B] 发表: open yellow gun!!!

开黄枪[腔]

翻江鼠

Watch sister


fficeffice" />

 

山东龙

HeiHei，I’m jiang hu xiao hunhun!~~~You gan re My，You you good guo zi eat!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

胡寒梅

原文由 [B]麦克雷[/B] 发表:  you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you fficeffice" />

 

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

you have two down son。

 

胡寒梅

原文由 [B]山东龙[/B] 发表: HeiHei，I’m jiang hu xiao hunhun!~~~You gan re My，You you good guo zi eat!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HeiHei，I’m jiang hu xiao tai mei!~~~

乌托邦

brothers ！together 。fficeffice" />

 

胡寒梅

原文由 [B]amang[/B] 发表: open yellow gun!!!

you me you me   !!!

胡寒梅

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse""son can make hole!!   

胡寒梅

原文由 [B]胡寒梅[/B] 发表:

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！   

胡寒梅

原文由 [B]山东龙[/B] 发表: HeiHei，I’m jiang hu xiao hunhun!~~~You gan re My，You you good guo zi eat!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HeiHei，I’m jiang hu xiao tai mei!~~~

鹰戈

 

you xiezi  ta renshiwo  wo burenshi ta .you shemo hao xiao buzhenmo haoxiao!

冬泳新兵

 

 

开黄枪[腔]

 

 

麦克雷

you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together fficeffice" />

 

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

 

amang

good good study,day day up!